POLITICALLY INCORRECT EUROPEAN NEWS


The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from
"Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised
yet
again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A

Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a"Bloody Nuisance" warning

level was during the Great Fire of 1666.

Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its

terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only
two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The
rise
was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly"
to
Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective
Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching
Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and
"Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only

threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of
Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass
bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a really good look at the old
Spanish Navy.

This is amazing